Tag Archive: funny sauron jokes


If the One Ring could read its own story.

Looks like it read all the way to the end of ROTK.

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Ownage

Face it, Voldemort. You’re a nose-less old creeper in a bathrobe who waves a stick around while spouting gibberish and hoping it kills people.

Sauron, you’re the most badass Dark Lord there is. You pretty much INVENTED the term Dark Lord. You’ve got an epic, intimidating outfit. You have actual powers that kill shit. You’re basically a god. And, most importantly, you have a nose under that helmet.

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Here’s the fifth one for ya! Only a few more to go D:

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Here’s the fourth one.

“Oh my God! Denethor killed Kenny!”

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So, here’s the one that was meant for today. Enjoy, and I dare you NOT to laugh at the very first picture.

The Second Age

Wow. That is SO ORIGINAL, Gil’galad.

The other two elves are showing off their rings, Isildur is mooning him, and Elendil’s giving him the royal finger.

Sauron is mega-POed

OREOS!!!

Because not even Dark Lords (or their identical twins) can resist the epicness of Oreos.

Fail, Sauron.

Looks like our dear Dark Lord needs to reread his script.

SauronJobCreatorThis is why Sauron should be our president.

Sorry I haven’t been here for a while. I promise, I’ll do a better job updating this thing from now on.

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Now, THIS is an awesome birthday cake idea (at least for me). It’s an Eye of Sauron cake!!

To any and all perverts and dirty-minded individuals reading this: THIS IS THE EYE OF SAURON!! NOT THE OTHER THING YOU PERVS LIKE TO SAY IT IS!! IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO SAY,  SAY IT ON ANOTHER BLOG!! IT HAS NO PLACE HERE!! KEEP YOUR DISGUSTING THOUGHTS TO YOURSELF!! THANK YOU!!