Tag Archive: funny lord of the rings jokes


OREOS!!!

Because not even Dark Lords (or their identical twins) can resist the epicness of Oreos.

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Fail, Sauron.

Looks like our dear Dark Lord needs to reread his script.

SauronJobCreatorThis is why Sauron should be our president.

Sorry I haven’t been here for a while. I promise, I’ll do a better job updating this thing from now on.

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Don’t think that because I’m making a math joke that I like math. I don’t. I hate it more thann Sauron loves power. But this is the warning math teachers should be giving anyone thinking of taking a math class. They’re virtually impossible to pass, unless you’re lucky.

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I know, there are a lot of different versions of this joke, but I thought this one was the funniest one. For any Legolas lovers here, no, this is not meant to be a Legolas basher and no, I did not drraw this.

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Now, THIS is an awesome birthday cake idea (at least for me). It’s an Eye of Sauron cake!!

To any and all perverts and dirty-minded individuals reading this: THIS IS THE EYE OF SAURON!! NOT THE OTHER THING YOU PERVS LIKE TO SAY IT IS!! IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO SAY,  SAY IT ON ANOTHER BLOG!! IT HAS NO PLACE HERE!! KEEP YOUR DISGUSTING THOUGHTS TO YOURSELF!! THANK YOU!!

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Because hey, if one good guy does not simply walk into Mordor, one bad guy does not simply walk into Gondor. Ain’t that right, Sauron?

SAURON: Yeah, sure, whatever.

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Ha. Political Obama joke. ‘Nuff said.

No, seriously. This needs no explanation.

Yeah, this is so out of character, I can’t even explain it. All I know is that this, to me, was so dumb it was funny. See if you agree.

All I wanna know is 1. what is he on, and 2. where can I get some of it?

P. S. This is the one I was supposed to put up Saturday. Oh well. It’s here now.

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This redo is of the musical poster featuring Merry and Pippin. Even I would go see this musical.