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One Hula Hoop to Rule Them All

Sauron was bored. VERY bored.

Lord of the Fandoms 8

Lord of the Fandoms 8

Two more left!

Lord of the Fandoms 7

Poor Sauron, lol

Lord of the Fandoms 6

Sixth one! Four left!

Day three

I’m back for Day 3 with yet another random LOTR joke. Now, THIS is a musical even I would like.

What do you readers think?

Another random joke

The picture at the following address  is what Sauron might look like as the Necromancer in the Hobbit movie.. All I can say is, Peter Jackson, you REALLY screwed this up. Take a look and see what I mean.

I mean, he’s wearin’ a flippin’ DRESS!! Sauron should NOT, I repeat, NOT be wearing a dress as the Necromancer. Why? Well, number one, he’s too freakin’ awesome, and number two, he’s a DUDE, not a chick! Plus, no great, self respecting villain cross dresses. That’s just not right.

So, sorry PJ, but as much as I ADORED your Sauron in FOTR, I have to call this an epic fail on your designer’s part. My suggestion? Well, the FOTR version not only looked amazing, but you could tell Sauron was DEFINITELY a guy there. Here, I’m not so sure.

By the way, this Sauron isn’t at all intimdating like the FOTR one was.

First Funny

Hello, and welcome to Mordor: the Land of Funny. The sole purpose of this blog is to crac a stupid, random Lord of the Rings joke every day. Some will be just funny pictures I’ve found, others will be weird things my friends have told me. All will be hilarious in some way.

So, without further ado, here’s a link to the first funny picture. (if it doesn’t work, just copy the address below into your browser)

What I want to know is if that’s really his legal license plate number. And if it is, where and how can I get one that says Sauron.