Archive for December, 2012


If the One Ring could read its own story.

Looks like it read all the way to the end of ROTK.

Ownage

Face it, Voldemort. You’re a nose-less old creeper in a bathrobe who waves a stick around while spouting gibberish and hoping it kills people.

Sauron, you’re the most badass Dark Lord there is. You pretty much INVENTED the term Dark Lord. You’ve got an epic, intimidating outfit. You have actual powers that kill shit. You’re basically a god. And, most importantly, you have a nose under that helmet.