Archive for April, 2012


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Don’t think that because I’m making a math joke that I like math. I don’t. I hate it more thann Sauron loves power. But this is the warning math teachers should be giving anyone thinking of taking a math class. They’re virtually impossible to pass, unless you’re lucky.

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I know, there are a lot of different versions of this joke, but I thought this one was the funniest one. For any Legolas lovers here, no, this is not meant to be a Legolas basher and no, I did not drraw this.

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Now, THIS is an awesome birthday cake idea (at least for me). It’s an Eye of Sauron cake!!

To any and all perverts and dirty-minded individuals reading this: THIS IS THE EYE OF SAURON!! NOT THE OTHER THING YOU PERVS LIKE TO SAY IT IS!! IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO SAY,  SAY IT ON ANOTHER BLOG!! IT HAS NO PLACE HERE!! KEEP YOUR DISGUSTING THOUGHTS TO YOURSELF!! THANK YOU!!

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Because hey, if one good guy does not simply walk into Mordor, one bad guy does not simply walk into Gondor. Ain’t that right, Sauron?

SAURON: Yeah, sure, whatever.

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Ha. Political Obama joke. ‘Nuff said.

No, seriously. This needs no explanation.

Yeah, this is so out of character, I can’t even explain it. All I know is that this, to me, was so dumb it was funny. See if you agree.

All I wanna know is 1. what is he on, and 2. where can I get some of it?

P. S. This is the one I was supposed to put up Saturday. Oh well. It’s here now.

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This redo is of the musical poster featuring Merry and Pippin. Even I would go see this musical.

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This is a redo of my second post. The one where this is what Sauron looks like in “the Hobbit. Peter Jackson, you failed EPICALLY with this. I mean, he’s wearin’ a flippin’ DRESS!! Sauron should NOT, I repeat, NOT be wearing a dress as the Necromancer. Why? Well, number one, he’s too freakin’ awesome, and number two, he’s a DUDE, not a chick! Plus, no great, self respecting villain cross dresses. That’s just not right.

So, sorry PJ, but as much as I ADORED your Sauron in FOTR, I have to call this an epic fail on your designer’s part. My suggestion? Well, the FOTR version not only looked amazing, but you could tell Sauron was DEFINITELY a guy there. Here, I’m not so sure

By the way, this Sauron isn’t at all intimdating like the FOTR one was.

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Okay, I have now figured out how to put photos on this thing, so now you’ll actually be able to see my jokes right here on the blog. This is a redo of the Gandalf license plate. I still haven’t found on that says “Sauron” yet.

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You probably think this has been photoshopped. It hasn’t. I actually tried this and that’s what came up. Apparently, according to Google, one cannot simply walk into Mordor, but one CAN simply boogie board across the Pacific Ocean. I wonder if anyone who’s ever gotten directions like that has ever actually tried it. And if they did, did they succeed?